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aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

justplainsalty:

amtrak-official:

joe-quixotic:

amtrak-official:

Am I allowed to address my followers as “sluts, bitches and whores”? I don’t want to exclude anyone by saying ladies and gentlemen

I’m pretty sure the current handbook reccommends “attention all Amtrak passengers” but hey, it’s your semi-privatized national rail network so do what you want.

That’s for the passengers on a train, none of you fuckers are on a train

If the wi-fi ever fucking worked on the trains, maybe we would be.

Anonymous said:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

redstonedust:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

alexxuun:

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“…Sounds a bit unlikely.”

All they need was to look into each other’s eyes…

tenthrees:

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We just need Nina to do the love thing with Maggie. I have a plan.

panopticonsys:

caroline-vibecheck:

transcyberism:

“autism is a new phenomenon that’s on the rise” do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do

Special interest: THE LORD

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these tags really spoke to me

quendergeer:

akumeoy:

theyrezi:

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this

GUY BUILDING THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE: the jazz ghost is back

magrittr:

tributary:

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this is the same girl in a raincoat

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